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How to clean:

Sometimes us males of the Homo Sapien species tend to make relatively minor mistakes when we attempt to clean the messes that we make. The female of our species do not share our opinion of the severity of our mistakes.

Those of us who some consider to be Total Losers seem to make honest mistakes more frequently than others.

Us males must remember that these are the same females that want us dead for something as innocuous as leaving the toilet seat up.

Ladies how about we leave the seat down and pee on… never mind this is about proper cleaning techniques, not toilet seats.

Let a fellow Total Loser guide you in avoiding the wrath of your woman scorned due to your lackadaisical cleaning strategies.

How To Get The Rotten Smell Out Of A Front Load Washing Machine

Recommended Reading:

The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning: How to Free Yourself and Your Family from a Lifetime of Clutter

Martha Stewart's Homekeeping Handbook: The Essential Guide to Caring for Everything in Your Home

How to Manage Your Home Without Losing Your Mind: Dealing with Your House's Dirty Little Secrets

The Martha Manual: How to Do (Almost) Everything

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